The other day I received a text message reading, “hae ope ur gud, plz c uni2mie xoo 5 wl refnd nxt wk 2kilipwa.” The previous night, a “luv u dya, gnt” text had popped up on my screen as I lay in bed. These are the kind of messages that leave a bitter taste in my mouth, and a coup attempt in my stomach, not by their content but by their grammar or lack thereof. There is no bigger turn off than a poorly written text. If you send me a message that you ‘lav’ me, trust me I will not feel the love. My heart does not recognise such an emotion.


If you are declaring your unconditional love for me, at least let it be in good grammar and correct spellings. St. Valentine did not die in vain. Shakespeare turns in his grave every time you murder English. It will cost you absolutely nothing to write “I love you dear.” In fact, it will show me that you actually love me so much that you took an extra second to type out a compete sentence for me. It will seduce me enough to type out a sweet reply. It will charm me and attract me (more) to you. I find a well written text really beautiful and eye catching.

You see, I am a sapiosexual homosapien. I find intelligence the most sexually attractive attribute in a woman. Of course I love me a gorgeous body and a pretty face but I can not do with an empty shell between the ears. Maybe just for the short term but definitely nothing more than that. I will always go for brains over beauty simply because beauty fades. I don’t want to spend my sunset years with an old woman who can’t tell the difference between they, there and their. A woman who can not talk about anything else other than other people and the weather. A woman whose idea of good music is Jimmy Gait. A woman who doesn’t write well.

I love a woman who knows a thing or two about politics, business, sports, entertainment or even rocket science. A woman who reads and can talk about anything. A woman who writes well is a turn on any day, any time. The brain is actually the largest sexual organ. A superior brain is more creative, seductive and romantic. A woman with brains brings out the best in me. She can think quickly and independently. She is full of progressive ideas and constructive criticism. I love having intelligent conversations. She talks with a hint of humour and a pinch of sacarsm, keeping you smiling everyday. And if she does that in good grammar and a good command of whichever language, wife her!

I am a perfectionist. My ideal woman is not only smart and good looking, but is also intelligent, articulate and eloquent. I can be very embarrassed if my better half writes mutilated English, especially on social media or a public forum. I know we are no longer in school and the main purpose of language is communication but I love it when it’s done correctly. I just can’t stand poorly written or spoken language.

It baffles me why people feel the need to shorten or lengthen every other word. How much time does it save? Every phone nowadays has Autocorrect so nobody who went past Standard 4 should write things like waoooh, gd mrng, xaxa dia, hae swt@, ao r u, tok l8r, xema nixkie, wil kol u, wats 4 sapa, wlcm etc. No, not even high school students. It’s unacceptable. Whenever I get such texts and I happen to reply, I do so in proper English but I can not keep the conversation going. That would shrink my IQ by 75%, cause me a massive headache and bore me to death. A good thread will on the other hand keep me engaged, interested and hooked. Take your time today to write well and make it a habit. You will make this world-wide-web a better place.

112 thoughts on “Seduce my mind

  1. Pingback: Google
  2. Pingback: Vibrating Beads
  3. Pingback: max penis pump
  4. Pingback: kegel balls
  5. Pingback: strapless dildo
  6. Pingback: fun88
  7. Pingback: буфонада
  8. Pingback: rabbit thruster
  9. Pingback: top couples toy
  10. Pingback: hamptonbay
  11. Pingback: Gurgaon
  12. Pingback: cursos gratuitos
  13. Pingback: daniels videos
  14. Pingback: ring gay
  15. Pingback: shemale sexdate
  16. Pingback: webcam babes
  17. Pingback: sexe webcam
  18. Pingback: massaging prostate
  19. Pingback: thrusting sex toy
  20. Pingback: anal vibrator
  21. Pingback: powerful vibrator
  22. Pingback: gay toys
  23. Pingback: massive dildo
  24. Pingback: silicone dildo
  25. Pingback: Porn Land
  26. Pingback: Easy cash loans
  27. Pingback: take the survey
  28. Pingback: south park sigla
  29. Pingback: glands ring
  30. Pingback: dildos
  31. Pingback: big gay dong
  32. Pingback: great vibrators
  33. Pingback: actuator bench set
  34. Pingback: fun sex games
  35. Pingback: kegel weights
  36. Pingback: 15% minoxidil buy
  37. Pingback: using a dildo
  38. Pingback: dilator set
  39. Pingback: butt plugs
  40. Pingback: porn
  41. Pingback: dual pleasure ring
  42. Pingback: sex toy unboxing
  43. Pingback: how to deep throat
  44. Pingback: best booksever
  45. Pingback: hire a skip bin
  46. Pingback: legal
  47. Pingback: play toys for men
  48. Pingback: black dong
  49. Pingback: paddle sextoy
  50. Pingback: bondage set
  51. Pingback: ps4 games
  52. Pingback: porn land
  53. Pingback: hot sexy stocking
  54. Pingback: gaple capsa susun
  55. Pingback: Julia Ann
  56. Pingback: Pakistani Suits


%d bloggers like this: